HOW DRY IS IT ?
It’s so dry in South Texas that…
the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and
the Episcopalians are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT’s Dry!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so it’s a lame attempt at humor. But it is too dry down here in Texas!
