{"id":2755,"date":"2009-08-21T18:20:30","date_gmt":"2009-08-22T00:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2009-08-21T18:27:31","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T00:27:31","slug":"how-dry-is-it-lame-humor-attempt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"HOW DRY IS IT ?  &#8211; (Lame Humor Attempt)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/dry_pond.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"dry_pond\" src=\"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/dry_pond-350x231.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"dry_pond\" hspace=\"5\" width=\"350\" height=\"231\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>HOW DRY IS IT ?<\/h2>\n<p>It&#8217;s so dry in South Texas that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,<\/p>\n<p>the Methodists are using wet-wipes,<\/p>\n<p>the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and<\/p>\n<p>the Episcopalians are praying for the wine to turn back into water.<\/p>\n<p>Now THAT&#8217;s Dry!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so it&#8217;s a lame attempt at humor. But it is too dry down here in Texas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOW DRY IS IT ? It&#8217;s so dry in South Texas that&#8230; the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Episcopalians are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now THAT&#8217;s Dry!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, so it&#8217;s a lame attempt at humor. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[274],"tags":[350,387],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2765,"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions\/2765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sanantoniohams.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}